This just in!!! OXYGEN CAN LEAD TO HIGHER RISK OF DEATH!!

Stop breathing now!! Studies have shown that if you breath regularly you have a 100% chance of dying within the next cetury! So hold your breath, we will be back after this 14 min commercial break to discuss the benifits and problems associated with breathing with Dr Phil McGroin, the leading expert in the field.

Hot dogs may raise risk of pancreatic cancer

Is it just be or is anyone else a little tired of all this... My own studies have show that hotdogs and other processed meats taste pretty damn good! Basically what I am hearing here is that you had better stop eating hotdogs and processed meats because you are going to get cancer... (but keep Smoking.. we really need the money)